I hated school. But now, when I look back at school… I still hate it.
caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars
This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS”
do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this
Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?
Today the world’s going to come to an end. Today’s the day we die.